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MATHIAS! I…..
But Dracula’s looks are far better than Sypha’s banana peel shoes or Grant’s half robot half mummy look.
Lol. Here’s some more pics of Dracula in his “Cheese Pizza and barnacles outfit.” The “cheese” might be melted gold or something, I’m not really sure.
“That time my father thought Malus was a good name for his human ““disguise.””
“And the other time when he wore whatever this is.”
“It appears my father also sports some unique looks.”
Anonymous asked:
Walter: *about Alu's glasses* Vintage! So adorable. *whispers to Joachim* those are ugliest freak glasses I've ever seen.
“Some talk from someone who is supposed to be dead.” Alucard turns away, ignoring Walter and Joachim to sulk in silence. What did those two know about fashion? They’ve been dead for centuries. Style has advanced, since their time.
“You look adorable! Who’d make fun of you? I’ll give them a good scolding!” @bloodxsong
Adorable? Such words should not be used to describe Alucard. The Dhampir crossed his arms, hoping his pout would not make him look “cuter.”
There was no way Alucard would let anyone believe that he was adorable. The notion of being “adorable” would make intimidating enemies impossible, and he would lose respect among his peers if such word got out. He would put an end to this absurd statement here and now. With one swift motion, he removed his now “accursed” sunglasses to glare into the eyes of Esme. “There is nothing adorable about me Esme.” He said firmly, showing a hint of his sharp teeth. “You would do well to learn this.”
Apart from ruining Alucard’s reputation, the mere idea of him being adorable to anyone flabbgasted him. He was a very beautiful man, used to compliments about his appearance, but no one ever called him “adorable.” What did Esme mean by this? He doubted that the vampire was trying to be disrespectful, Esme was always polite to him. Perhaps he just wanted to compliment the Dhampir, and did not realize the offense he caused.
Alucard’s facial features, softened, at this realization. Esme just wanted to defend his companion. “I do however, appreciate a companion who is willing to stick up for me. To answer your other question, as of right now I do not know of any people who are specifically mocking me.” He folded his sunglasses up and placed them inside one of his coat’s pocket. “Though I would not worry about them, since I have no plans of ever wearing these sunglasses again.”
Anonymous asked:
*uses jake paul voice, points at glasses* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
“It’s called fashion look it up.”
